The following are all acceptable bribes.

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Krakatoa! Santa Clara Rompope With Cletus, the Slack-jawwed Yokel! L.A. Coroner Shirt Real Mounted Jackalope
Pig Hats! Karen Black's Little Pal Coffin Coffee Table
Turducken Rat Cookie
De-motivational Calendar
A Coffin Table Book Fawlty Towers DVD set Prisoner DVD Collection Cow and Chicken Tee
Rocket Kettle

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